maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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