They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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