I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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