im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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