ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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