Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
