Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
