yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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