ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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