It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's shark week go big or go home
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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