going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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