Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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