You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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