"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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