You really coming over, don't trick.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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