hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
