CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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