i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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