Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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