Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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