if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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