So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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