East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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