I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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