I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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