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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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