how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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