have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
