i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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