I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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