? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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