The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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