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  Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?

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  It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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  I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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  Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.

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  we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.

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  Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.

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  my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"

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  you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?

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  I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs

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  Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.

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  Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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  Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...

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  So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.

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  Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.

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  He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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