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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns

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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!

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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does

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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?

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(760): View more from California

I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.

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In other news, I just burned my penis

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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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