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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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