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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!

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(631): View more from New York

He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

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I hate freshman.

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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?

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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine

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(207): View more from Maine

I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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(425): View more from Washington

I am thankful for thumbs.

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Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.

(425): View more from Washington

Land dolphins.

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