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(917): View more from New York City

Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?

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(310): View more from California

...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears

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(540): View more from Virginia

margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.

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(602): View more from Arizona

All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?

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