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(937): View more from Ohio

I forgot how hot balto sounded

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(248): View more from Michigan

do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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(425): View more from Washington

You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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wasted?

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im pocohantasssss

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(847): View more from Illinois

i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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