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(281): View more from Texas

I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.

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(937): View more from Ohio

they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"

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(512): View more from Texas

Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(847): View more from Illinois

He tried peeing out of the sunroof.

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(334): View more from Alabama

How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.

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