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(615): View more from Tennessee

But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...

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(408): View more from California

I don't have enough holes for all these australians

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.

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(586): View more from Michigan

he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came

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