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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on

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(740): View more from Ohio

Are my feet made of real feet?

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(858): View more from California

Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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