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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(916): View more from California

Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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(954): View more from Florida

so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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