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(904): View more from Florida

When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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(801): View more from Utah

I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified

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(323): View more from California

don't go home with that guy from jersey

(626): View more from California

i know, not worth the blood test

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

(802): View more from Vermont

on fire

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon

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(404): View more from Georgia

She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

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