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(416): View more from Toronto

They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

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(269): View more from Michigan

There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...

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(360): View more from Washington

What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I cant shower it involves moving...

(219): View more from Indiana

Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.

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