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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.

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They have marijuana tests too!

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind

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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out

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(647): View more from Ontario

It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.

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