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(702): View more from Nevada

You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy

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(248): View more from Michigan

Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot

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(716): View more from New York

You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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(858): View more from California

we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.

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(650): View more from California

Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

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(512): View more from Texas

The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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