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(519): View more from Ontario

On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?

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(519): View more from Ontario

What color are my eyes?

(1-519): View more from Ontario

Ummmm... 34 C?

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(+61): View more from Australia

woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME

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(518): View more from New York

I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys

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