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(440): View more from Ohio

I just did the classiest thing ever.

(216): View more from Ohio

last time you said that you got chlamydia.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(563): View more from Iowa

he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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(281): View more from Texas

when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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