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(520): View more from Arizona

she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?

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(647): View more from Ontario

on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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who won?

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THAT is your concern right now?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside

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(206): View more from Washington

You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(216): View more from Ohio

I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.

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