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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.

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Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?

(303): View more from Colorado

my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are

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(240): View more from Maryland

When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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