Texts From Last Night · longtalltexan's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

longtalltexan's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

Fav 17 7647 1392
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

Fav 43 2389 14609
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Fav 842 146092 10745
share tweet
(843): View more from South Carolina

Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

Fav 414 106496 10566
share tweet
(619): View more from California

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

Fav 128 8701 62495
share tweet
(918): View more from Oklahoma

What'd you guys eat?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Literally everything that was frozen.

Fav 8 4389 1190
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

(1-915): View more from Texas

dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

Fav 54 75095 3010
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT